Welcome to Size Matters Studios, where it doesn’t. Our seven person team is new to what we do, but we are dedicated to bringing you fun, engaging games. Stay tuned for more insight into our latest projects.

Our Elite Team:

The Art Squad:

  • Paro: whose portfolio makes me both happy and in need of therapy.

  • Zombie: who loves pixels almost as much as I love coffee.

The Technical Squad:

  • Roxy: who stitches my mad bullshit into cohesive experiences for you all to peruse.

  • Via: who is passionate about working on 5 things at once.

  • David: not Goliath, but at least his slingshot works.

The Writer Squad:

  • Mikasi: who really likes foxes.

And myself, the fat green internet meme, Mental Health Ork, the lead writer and director of this small team. Please, enjoy our works and share your feedback with us, so that we can grow together!

No, not like that.